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Try to wrap your head around this one as you go about your daily doings.

In Wichita a woman was RESCUED from her boyfriends bathroom after spending two years on the toilet.

No she did not have an unusually long spout of diorea….she simply refused to leave the bathroom.

for two years her boyfriend brought her food and water and asked her to come out of the loo…. her response would always be “maybe tomorrow”

Finally after two years the boyfriend called for police assistance saying “I think there is something wrong with my Girlfriend” (ya think)… The police however were not prepared for what they would find in the crapper of the Ness County home.

There she sat a bit dazed and confused at all the commotion with her sweat pants pulled down to mid thigh…she was not bound or glued nor was she at all taken by the prospect of having to leave the lavatory she had called home for so long… Police however would soon find out why.

On further inspection it was found that the woman’s skin had grown around the toilet seat and that two years of inactivity had caused her muscles to atrophy…Thus the woman had to be taken to hospital with the toilet seat attached.

While authorities have decided not to release names… I doubt that the rumour mill will take too long to remedy this.

So today when you think your life sucks… remember that it could always be crapper….you’ll feel better!

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~ by nosjunkie on March 13, 2008.

9 Responses to “”

  1. good grief~ what a shit life she’s had for the last two years! there are some weird people in this world, can’t imagine wanting to stay in the loo for two years!! LOL

  2. holy crap!! if she’d gotten off her butt two years ago, she wouldn’t have had to go through all of this!! at least we can get a good laugh out of it.

  3. I was amazed by this story today. Amazing.

  4. She musta really hadta poop huh??

  5. I also heard about it on the radio. Amazing!!! The really amazing part though is that it took the husband/boyfriend 2 years to call the cops for help. I assume he was feeding her as well during all that time?

  6. yup thats what got me too 702 said that the authorities have not yet decided if they are going to open a case against him… it would have to be neglect I suppose I dont know what els they could get him on
    not that I think its his fault he was probably scared of what she might do if he called the cops.
    Lets face it that must be love….you dont feed someone on the crapper for two years just for shits and giggles

  7. YAY I FOUND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jeez. Took me bloody days.

  8. They both sound nuts to me, the woman for staying there, the man for letting it go past a few hours. On the other hand, who am I to judge?

  9. oh… eeuuuuw… that is just SO gross!!! it took him two years to decide there might be a problem!!?!?!??!

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